SuperHero (for GWB)

[music: Sam Fischer and Isaac Fischer; lyrics: RJ Edwards]

I am not myself anymore!

I climbed in through the window then back out the front door.

I navigate alleyways under cover of dark, with a laser guided missile that I found in the park.

I'm a very unconventional thinker turned Superhero;

Got myself a map now I'm gunna rid the world of evil.

I could not deny myself anymore, the pleasure of a high speed chase down small corridors.

So I sat down and contemplated points that were moot, and decided that all I really need is a suit!

Now I am a crime-fighter! Compulsive fingernail biter!

I'll send in troops to make martyrs while I cannot control my own daughters!

My re-election plan is to stay in Afghanistan and believe me if I can I'm sneaking up on ol Saddam!

--the quotes--

"I have something else to ask you...to ask every American...I ask that you pray for this great nation..."

"You know I...I was campaigning in Chicago and somebody asked me - 'is there ever anytime when the budget
might have to go into deficit?'- I said - 'only if we were at War or had a national emergency or in a recession' - little did I realize we'd get the trifecta."

"Afterall he [Al Gore] claimed he invented the internet...but if he's so smart, how come every internet address begins with "W" ?"

"New-cue-lar Weapons."

"...And all weapons of Mass Production."

"You said we're headed to War in Iraq, I don't know why you say that. I hope we're not headed to War in Iraq...but I'm the person that gets to decide, not you."

"There's all kinds of estimates about the cost of War."

"You know the American People should suspect that this Administration will do what is necessary to win the War on Terror."

"On my Orders, Coalition Forces have begun striking selective targets to undermine Saddam Hussein."

"We cannot let Terrorists and Rogue Nations hold this Nation hostile or hold our Allies hostile."

"There are some who...uh...feel like that the coditions are as such that they can attack us there...my answer is - Bring 'em On!"

"Khalid Shaik Mohammed, Abu Zabatim, Ramsay al...R...Ramsay al...Jeed or whatever his name was."

"I...was sitting outside...uh...the...the classroom waiting to go in...and I saw an airplane hit the Tower...of uh, of uh t, the, you know the tv was obviously on, and I...uh...I used to fly myself and I said there's one terrible pilot."

"The goals for this country...are peace...in the world...and the goals for this country...are a compassionate American, for every single citizen."

"In all do modesty, I think I did a pretty good job myself."